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Supportive Boyfriend — “Did You Just Ask Me to Track Your Location? Because I Already Have a Spreadsheet”
$68.00
She has a reading list. He has a spreadsheet. This heavyweight hoodie delivers a dry-humored nod to dark-romance devotion, with the location-tracking joke across the front and a skull-and-book Supportive Boyfriend emblem on the back. Dense fleece and an oversized, dropped-shoulder silhouette make it a cozy choice for bookstore trips, coffee runs, or keeping her company through one more chapter.
Fit & details
- Oversized fit with dropped shoulders
- Heavyweight 3-end fleece: 12.5 oz (420 gsm)
- 75% ring-spun cotton, 25% polyester; Grey Heather: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
- 100% cotton face
- Double-layer, single-piece hood without drawcords
- Blindstitch seams for a clean finish
- Front kangaroo pocket
- Front text and back skull, open-book, and laurel design
- Base garment made in the USA
Care
Machine wash cold, up to 30°C / 90°F, on a gentle cycle. Do not bleach or tumble dry. Iron or steam at low heat, avoiding the print. Do not dry clean.
Size guide
Measurements shown in inches. Sleeve length is measured from the center back.
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 26.50 | 27.50 | 28.50 | 29.50 | 30.50 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Width | 22.00 | 23.25 | 24.50 | 25.25 | 26.75 | 28.00 | 29.00 |
| Sleeve length | 35.00 | 36.00 | 37.00 | 38.00 | 35.46 | 40.00 | 41.00 |
| Size tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |